has nine lives, then why the heck would they need Young Again Cat Food? Is nine lives not enough times to be young again? Or does each life a cat has actually make him/her feel older?
Does the Young Again Cat Food kick in at a particular one of the nine lives or affect all of them? The ad guarantees no more fat cats. Shouldn't the name be Thin Again Cat Food?
Aren't some kittens chubby? Roly poly? Aren't most really old cats fairly thin? Or is that just the diabetic ones?
These are the things I want to know. That and why can't I keep a poinsettia alive longer than a month? Maybe they have Young Again Plant Food?
A lot comes through my various subscriptions to grocery deals and coupons and money saving tips. This one today sparked my thoughts. Oddly. Randomly. Erratically.